Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Game 4: At DC United

The Crew have a short week after slamming 4 goals into the back of the Chivas net. Can they keep the offensive mojo working in our nation's capital?

DC UNI-TED SUCKS!


What You Need to Know:
They just lost 4-0 to Real Fuckin' Salt Lake.

New Additions:
Apparently, they just added a 4-0 loss to their record. To a team, let us remind you, whose name is "Royal Salt Lake."

Biggest Holes to Fill:
The new one they got ripped open by Real Salt Lake.

2008 Prediction:
DC will eventually regain their form, and start to play some decent soccer in the summer, only to barely miss the playoffs by three points...that they didn't pick up against Real Salt Lake!

Match preview here.

Game prediction: The Crew get points on the road, but just one. They tie 3-3 off goals from Robbie Rogers, Eddie Gaven, and Adam Moffat.

Why do I think Robbie will get another goal, even though DC will be marking him like a red-tagger at the after Christmas sale? Becasue of this tremendous quote I read from Stev Sirk's great notebook column on the Crew's website:

"Guillermo talks to me a lot in practice and in games and tells me what he wants me to do," said Rogers. "He's got a lot of experience and I'm pretty young and like to run a lot, so I try to get into spaces where he can get me the ball."


If Guillermo takes the kid under his wings, and Robbie continues to advance, watch out. The combination could be deadly.

Also, don't forget what happened the last time Mr. Rogers went to DC's Neighborhood:


Finally, for everyone heading out to the game tomorrow in DC, here's a nice little bit of advice for how to defend yourself in case of a dust up:

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