Thursday, February 7, 2008

Zurawski Has a New Nickname

And that would be "Douche-ski"

So, why did the Polish striker decide to turn down Columbus' offer? Read on:


"I wanted to go to Columbus, I really did. But, when I heard about the length of contract they wanted me to sign, the smile disappeared from my face. Three years in the United States would be too much, I think. So I was full of stress again because I couldn't accept this length of deal. Going back to Poland would have been the ultimate, but I didn't have one single offer from home... The biggest difference in Greece is the weather. I have moved from Scotland, a rainy and gloomy dark land, to a place where the sun shines for 12 months of the year.


Douche-ski didn't want to play for Columbus because he didn't like the weather, didn't want a three-year deal, or was depressed. Also, he apparently realizes how suck-ass Larissa is, and is doing all he can to endure himself to the fans:

"Larissa is my last chance and I hope I will find a better club in future than some team in the middle of the Greek league."


How can a team be your "last chance" when you're hoping to play for a "better club in future than some team in the middle of the Greek league"?

Forget being depressed about losing this guy. I am convinced now after reading these quotes that Dousche-ski would have been a headcase/locker room cancer/prima donna, and the Crew will ultimately be better without him.

Still, they need to find someone to score goals.

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