Game 1: Toronto F.C.

Sorry for the long layoff. But it's time for the 2008 Crew season, so let's get right to it. Here's the first match preview for 2008 season:

Toronto F.C.



What you need to know:
They're all a bunch of douchebags.

New additions:
Vaginas for everyone!

Biggest holes to fill:
Ass-.

2008 Prediction:
Like a torture victim in a Thai prison, they will be sodomized repeatedly, then forgotten about for many years.


T.F.C. match preview here.

Game prediction:
Crew beat the shit out of Toronto, 2-0 Black and Gold. Goals scored by Schelotto and Rogers.