More Class from Toronto

Or is that "Jackasses from Toronto"? Either way, here's the visual evidence:




A lot of the TFC fans complained that there were not adequate bathroom facilities near their tailgate lot, thus forcing them to urinate on the gate in front of the church. Also,
this article seems to corroborate all the reports of the TFC fans littering up their parking lot. Again, the Red Snatch Boys argument is that there were no trash cans nearby to dispose of their waste.

I'm sorry, but it takes a certain level of hoser to leave a parking lot completely trashed, especially when you're visiting from out of town. And the douchebag quotient is off the scale when your fans are also taking a piss on a chain-link fence in front of a church. Maybe I don't properly understand urination etiquette , but I always thought the idea of peeing on a structure or building was twofold:

1. To prevent someone from accidentally walking into the stream
2. To have a modicum of privacy, and the decency of not showing your rod to whomever may have the misfortune of standing across from you.

How are either of those accomlished by relieving yourself on a chain-link fence? Obviously, people are going to see you, from front and behind. And unless you've got very good aim, it's kind of like shooting a BB gun at a tennis net, so it's not stopping the stream. Factor in the fact that the people who called in to complain were IN THE CHURCH, and you can see where most Crew fans are getting a little peeved by the soccer fans from the North.

I'm all for a good show, and the TFC boys did that in the stadium. But any goodwill they might have garnered for either Toronto or soccer fans in general is negated by the actions of these heartless bastards. Do us a favor next time you come to Crew Stadium: If you have to take a leak, do it behind one of the 27 buses you brought, not directly in front of a ladies auxillary meeting, OK?