He is the Dunc' and Disorderly

Say what you will about Duncan Oughton's game, but two phrases should never pass your lips when talking about the Kiwi:

1. "He needs to give more effort..."
2. "I don't know if he understands what Crew Nation is."

Anyone who utters these phrases within my presence will be beaten to a bloody pulp. Because Duncan Oughton IS the Columbus Crew. From The Dispatch:

"We can't have guys coming in here and taking what they want when they want it. They've got to leave bruised and battered."

An "Amen!" to that, Brother Kiwi. Hey, while you're here, what do you think of the Crew winning the "Fair Play" Award last season?

"It's embarrassing, really. "Did we get a trophy for that? That's not the award you want to win. We don't want to be the fair play team that doesn't make the playoffs. We'd rather be the dirtiest team that does make the playoffs."

And a "Hell Yeah" to that statement. Toronto better watch their ass if Dunc sees the field.