Intercepted: Toronto Football Chat...

Recently, a friend emailed me this transcript of a conversation he snagged from a forum named "Lovers of the Red". Don't ask me why my friend was on such a site, as it's beyond me. I also cannot fully account for the veracity of the findings. However, what is to follow is a glimpse into the mind of a Toronto F.C fan (or in this case, four of them) the week before a Crew matchup. And it's much, much weirder than anything we could have imagined.

RedPizzatch27: What up
Royal_mounted_brigadier_general_of_the_leaf: Howdy
BMOrgy69: hai guyz
Dichiosdingleberry: cannot effing wait fortis weekend!!11!
RedPizzatch27: srsly
BMOrgy69: wtig
Royal_mounted_brigadier_general_of_the_leaf: huh?
RedPizzatch27: ??
Dichiosdingleberry: lol
BMOrgy69: wtig = what time is game
RedPizzatch27: oooohh....4pm
Royal_mounted_brigadier_general_of_the_leaf: it's 4pm
Royal_mounted_brigadier_general_of_the_leaf: You guys think we'll win?
BMOrgy69: OMG yes. we r soooo much better now.
Dichiosdingleberry: please god, I hope so.
RedPizzatch27: no doubt.
RedPizzatch27: Anyone in here know who that Robbie Rogers kid is?
Dichiosdingleberry: sucks. He didn't even make there u-23 tema.
Dichiosdingleberry: *team
BMOrgy69: yah but hez cute tho...
Royal_mounted_brigadier_general_of_the_leaf: excuse me?
BMOrgy69: just sayin...
RedPizzatch27: weird.
Dichiosdingleberry: hoooookay....so whosin charge of the TIFO?
Royal_mounted_brigadier_general_of_the_leaf: Terry.
Dichiosdingleberry: whose Terry? lol.
Royal_mounted_brigadier_general_of_the_leaf: Older guy, kind of has a beer belly. doesn't know much about soccer, but he's a huge Toronto fan.
RedPizzatch27: that's like all of our fans, lol.
BMOrgy69: ROTFLMAO
Dichiosdingleberry: sad but true
Dichiosdingleberry: whose terry?
Royal_mounted_brigadier_general_of_the_leaf: Just look for the guy with the signs. I'm helping him, and I know who you are, so I'll find you.
Dichiosdingleberry: Kewl
Royal_mounted_brigadier_general_of_the_leaf: hey, anyone know how you spell the opposite of "lose"?
RedPizzatch27: Wyn?
Dichiosdingleberry: Tie?
BMOrgy69: Columbus? jk, lol
Dichiosdingleberry: that might be it actually...
RedPizzatch27: God, we suck
RedPizzatch27: aight, I'm out. Gotta go jerk it to a PS I made of Danny D making out with Chris Benoit's corpse.
BMOrgy69: FTW!!
Royal_mounted_brigadier_general_of_the_leaf: NICE
Dichiosdingleberry: want...
RedPizzatch27: l8r

Sadly, this is as much as we can post of th transcript online, as the rest of it is worse than what you would read on those Dateline "To Catch a Predator" shows. If you're going up to TFC this weekend, bring your hazmat suits.