Thursday, May 1, 2008

Smitty's Silly Game Preview: Kansas City

12 points in 5 matches? It's been an unbeliveable start to the season, almost as unbelieveable as a tornado sweeping you up into a world full fo singing midgets, flying monkeys, and technicolor. Let's hope the Crew can keep laying a Black and Yellow brick road all the way to the playoffs. Join me in song won't you!?!

We're off to see the Wizards! The terrible Wizards who suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Kandas City Wizards


What you need to know:
Goalkeeper Kevin Hartman consumes 47 pounds of alfalfa per day.

New additions:
Jerseys with the name on the front as well, so people will know who they are.

Biggest holes to fill:
Insert "Kevin Hartman mouth" joke here.

2008 Prediction:
They need courage, they need heart, they need a brain. But they have plenty of Dorothies on the team. Expect the Wiz to go the way of the Wicked Witch of the West.

Match preiew here.

Game Prediction: The Crew once face a challenge at home, and once again, Alejandro Moreno plays hard for Crewfighter (podcast joke). Moreno scores in 4 straight, and the Crew go on to win this game 3-2.

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