Thursday, April 10, 2008

Game 3: Chivas USA

The Crew have suffered their first loss of the season, to go with their first and only win. Is this the week for their first tie?

Chivas USA

What You Need to Know:
Their nickname is "The Goats". Also, they'll mow your lawn for cheap.

New Additions:
About 19 members of their extended family.

Biggest Holes to Fill:
Mulchbeds across the nation.

2008 Prediction:
While there is some disagreement about whether or not Chivas entered MLS legally, the fact is they are here, and now we have to figure out what to do with them.

Chivas match preview here.

Game Prediction: Despite their impressive start, Chivas will have a tough time gaining three points with the Nordecke in full swing. Problem is, so will the Crew. 1-1 draw with Eddie Gaven knocking in a rebound for the Crew.

Finally, if you want to see new Chivas forward Alecko Eskandarian playing miniature golf, watch Part 2 of "A Day in the Life of Alecko Eskandarian", filmed when he played for the the Scum:


Honestly, I expected this to be a video of him falling down whenever someone walked past him, then running up behind them and kicking their knees in 5 minutes later. Maybe that's Part 1...

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