Smitty's Silly Match Preview: Game 5 - Houston

The Massive Columbus Crew return to defend the home turf after the utter dismantling of DC on the road. Houston are limping in with no wins through four games. Are they wounded or desperate?

Houston Dynamo


What You Need to Know:
Using nicknames like “D-Ro” makes you sound like a douchebag.

New Additions:
(in the Dynamo Corporate mailbox) A “thank-you” note from the Crew for giving us Alejandro Moreno last season…

Biggest Holes to Fill:
The void left by Columbus Reject Joseph Ngwenya.

Also, as one of the fattest cities in America, we’re guessing the Houston fans have to either fill that giant ham hole on their face quite often, or face a diabetic coma.

2008 Prediction:
Have you seen how the Rockets are doing in the NBA Playoffs? It’s kind of like that…

Match Preview here.

Game Prediction:
Alejandro Moreno runs his “games with goals”-streak to three, and Robbie Rogers again finds the net. Crew win with the familiar score 2-1.